Lumea in general a luat-o razna….Cea mobila nu face exceptie! Sa fie criza economica vinovata de faptul ca facut sa explodeze nebunia in toata lumea ?
1. Nokia a amenintat autoritatile de la Helsinki cu relocarea afacerii, daca legislativul nu va aproba un proiect de lege, prin care conducerea sa isi poata spiona propriii angajati. Proiectul de lege prevede ca Nokia sa poata urmari destinatarul mesajelor electronice, data si ora trimiterii/primirii, expeditorul si dimensiunile atasamentelor
2. Bill Gates le-a interzis copiilor sai sa foloseasca produse ale firmei Apple. Dezvaluirea a fost facuta chiar de sotia sa, care marturiseste ca ea insasi viseaza uneori la un telefon IPhone, produs tot de Apple.
3. Vaticanul a propus renuntarea la mijloacele de comunicare pe telefonul mobil in fiecare vineri, pana la Paste iar episcopul de la Modena, Benito Cocchi le-a cerut italienilor sa renunte la mesajele scrise pe telefoanele mobile. A mai cerut ca in perioada postului sa se evite jocul pe computer, folosirea iPhone si a site-urilor de socializare pe internet.
4. Un om de stiinta din Australia, Paul Gardner-Stephan, a inventat un pantof care poate fi folosit pe post de telefon mobil si pe care datorita succesului mediatic se gandeste sa-l vanda online. Considera ca e cea mai buna solutie pentru a nu mai pierde telefoanele…
E cam greu totusi sa vorbesti la telefon pe strada, in tramvai , cand conduci, cand nu ti-ai mai schimbat sosetele de mult timp… De ce nu a inventat chilotii sau sutienul cu telefon mobil? Macar am fi avut priveliste pe Magheru…“Imaginatia este mai importanta decat cunoasterea.Cunosterea este limitata, imaginatia inconjoara lumea.”
Einstein
Cristi Popescu
luni, 23 martie 2009
O lume nebuna, nebuna, nebuna…
Telefoanele mobile sunt nocive si trebuie impozitate.
Telefoanele mobile apartinand membrilor personalului medical din spitale sunt purtatoare de bacterii periculoase si germeni rezistenti la antibiotice, arata un studiu realizat de o univeristate din Turcia. Specialistii au testat peste 200 de telefoane apartinand unor medici, asistenti si infirmieri prezenti in sali de operatii si sectii de terapie intensiva din mai multe spitale. 95% din telefoane erau contaminate cu cel putin o bacterie. Afectiunile pe care le-ar putea cauza acestea sau germenii merg de la iritatii minore ale pielii pana la boli mortale.
Asa ca daca tot exista taxa pe poluare am putea inventa taxa pe purtatorii de bacterii…Si cine nu poarta cel putin o bacterie sa arunce cu piatra sau sa nu plateasca impozitul…“Imaginatia este mai importanta decat cunoasterea.Cunosterea este limitata, imaginatia inconjoara lumea.”
Einstein
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Doamne, vino Doamne..sau macar raspunde la telefon!
Tocmai miroseam cum se fac mucenicii cand am citit o stire pe BBC. Astfel olandezii pot suna la un numar de telefon unde pot lasa mesaje pentru Dumnezeu. Numarul de telefon mobil este absolut necesar pentru ca Dumnezeu trebuie sa poata fi gasit oriunde si oricand. Doritorii, care vor trebui sa formeze numarul 06 - 4424 - 4901 (sau +316 - 4424 - 4901, pentru amatorii din strainatate), vor putea auzi urmatorul mesaj: “Acesta este glasul lui Dumnezeu. Pentru moment, nu va pot raspunde, dar va rog sa lasati un mesaj”.
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Rezultate Vodafone
Vodafone Romania a anuntat indicatorii financiari principali pentru trimestrul incheiat la 31 decembrie 2008. Compania a adaugat 133.461 de clienti noi in acest trimestru, ajungand la un numar total de 9.649.709 de utilizatori. La tot anul 2008 Vodafone Romania a adaugat un numar de 728.856 de clienti. Veniturile din servicii s-au majorat cu 1% in ultimele trei luni ale anului precedent, fata de aceeasi perioada din 2007. Totusi venitul mediu pe utilizator a scazut la 10,1 euro fata de 11,8 euro in anul precedent ceea ce nu suna prea bine, urmand acelasi trend ca si Orange. Romanii tind sa nu mai cheltuiasca la fel de mult pe serviciile de telefonie mobila , pur si simplu cei care cheltuiau multi bani pe aceste servicii gasind alte solutii de comunicatii sau alegand ofertele altor operatori. O alta explicatie a cresterii nr de utlizatori si a scaderii Arpu este faptul ca baza de utilizatorii devine volatila, bazata pe cartele prepaid neutilizate sau cu consum mic ceea ce face ca per total Arpu sa scada.“Imaginatia este mai importanta decat cunoasterea.Cunosterea este limitata, imaginatia inconjoara lumea.”
Einstein
Cristi Popescu
Orange si Vodafone pe web.
Conform http://www.dailybusiness.ro/ In februarie pagina de web http://www.orange.ro/ a inregistrat 1,18 milioane de vizite si circa 15 milioane de afisari, pe cand http://www.vodafone.ro/ a intregistrat 786.207 vizite si 4,9 milioane de afisari. Pagina de web a Orange Romania a fost accesata in luna februarie de 592.404 de clienti unici, pe cand pagina Vodafone Romania a fost vizitata de 447.668 de clienti unici. In luna ianuarie, diferenta de clienti unici dintre cele doua portaluri a fost de 102.321, in luna februarie aceasta marindu-se la 144.736 de clienti unici.
Orange gestioneaza 5 domenii - orange.ro, orangenet.ro, orangeconcept.ro, orangemusic.ro si sharebox.ro.“Imaginatia este mai importanta decat cunoasterea.Cunosterea este limitata, imaginatia inconjoara lumea.”
Einstein
Cristi Popescu
Super-Reclama Vodafone…
Probabil Vodafone o sa intre cu astfel de reclame si in Romania fiindca piata de aici gusta din plin umorul…
Red Night on VODAFONE
“Imaginatia este mai importanta decat cunoasterea.Cunosterea este limitata, imaginatia inconjoara lumea.”
Einstein
Cristi Popescu
On the Move…
Cosmote - 11.707, Vodafone - 7.328, Orange - 6.849, Telemobil - 211 si RCS&RDS - 128.“Imaginatia este mai importanta decat cunoasterea.Cunosterea este limitata, imaginatia inconjoara lumea.”
Einstein
Cristi Popescu Sursa articolului: Paragraf.ro
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